A cozy, quiet armor for introverts and anyone running on low social charge. This midweight hoodie settles around your shoulders like a soft exhale—warm, slightly structured, and built for days when conversation feels like a chore. The front shows a simple battery icon with a lightning bolt, subtle and clean. The back speaks loudly: “SOCIAL BATTERY 1%,” a wry, honest headline that gets the point across without shouting. Slip it on for slow mornings with a book, late-night walks, or when you need an easy, comfortable layer for socially draining events. The kangaroo pouch keeps hands warm and tucked away. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give it a finished look that still reads casual. Breathable yet warm, it wears well solo or layered under a coat—an everyday companion for people who appreciate blunt humor and soft fabrics.

Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm, secure hand storage
- Adjustable double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Soft 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz) for warmth and print clarity
- Seamless tubular knit and tear-away label for comfort and smooth fit
- DTG/DTF-capable printing with optional embroidery placements

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean